Jokes :D

Two cows are eating grass when suddenly other one starts jumping around and running in circle, other cow gets worried and asks "You have mad cow disease?" -Ofc not, im helicopter!

What part of your body gets most tired during masturbation?
- Your ear, cus you need to listen surroundings if anyone is coming.

Good plan is 50% of the work and 50% work has always been enough.

Basketball week 44

For everyone who doesnt know:
We play basketball once/week, with good friend.
Neither of us practise during week.

Rules:
We both throw 5 times and who ever gets basket first gets point.
If we both get basket on same throw, no points to anyone.
Who ever gets 5 points first wins the match.
Who ever wins 4 matches is the champion.

Week 44:
My friend beated me 3th time in row -.-
He won 4-1 in matches.

Thoughts:
Who can believe that i was champion for 8 weeks????? (34-41 weeks)
8 weeks and i was feeling like basketball god.
Now i feel my friend is god killer.
How i can win anymore?
I have lost my throw accuracy totally and it doesnt generate confident.
So hard to get right mood for the game, i walk to the field and i my mind is so messed up, cus i know my throws arent so good anymore, what the heck happend to me????
How i lost my throw accuracy suddenly???? :(